{"title":"The Canon","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhere it started. The core relics of Saint Rizz — sanctified, canonized, certified. The flagship cloth every disciple owns first.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sanctus-rizz-tee-bone","title":"Sanctus Rizz Tee — Bone","description":"\u003cp\u003eHoly rizz. The sanctified edition — blessed, certified, terminally charming. Wear it like scripture and watch the room convert.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e · Unisex relaxed fit. Size up for the oversized drape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFABRIC\u003c\/strong\u003e · 100% cotton. Soft hand, structured body, built to last.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e · Cold wash inside out · tumble dry low · don't iron directly over the print.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISPATCH\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made to order · ships in 5–10 business days · tracked, from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSaint Rizz · MMXXVI · Canonization in progress.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SAINT RIZZ","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43269197037681,"sku":"SR-01-S","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43269197070449,"sku":"SR-01-M","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43269197103217,"sku":"SR-01-L","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43269197135985,"sku":"SR-01-XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":43269197168753,"sku":"SR-01-XXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/7749\/3105\/files\/01-SANCTUS-RIZZ-BONE.png?v=1779718728"},{"product_id":"canonized-tee-bone","title":"Canonized Tee — Bone","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou made the list. Officially canonized, permanently iconic — sainthood granted, no appeal. Welcome to the record.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e · Unisex relaxed fit. Size up for the oversized drape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFABRIC\u003c\/strong\u003e · 100% cotton. Soft hand, structured body, built to last.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e · Cold wash inside out · tumble dry low · don't iron directly over the print.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISPATCH\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made to order · ships in 5–10 business days · tracked, from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSaint Rizz · MMXXVI · Canonization in progress.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SAINT RIZZ","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43269197365361,"sku":"SR-03-S","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43269197398129,"sku":"SR-03-M","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43269197430897,"sku":"SR-03-L","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43269197463665,"sku":"SR-03-XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":43269197496433,"sku":"SR-03-XXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/7749\/3105\/files\/03-CANONIZED-BONE.jpg?v=1779723825"},{"product_id":"rizz-tee-bone","title":"Rizz Tee — Bone","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe original sacrament. Pure, uncut rizz — canonized in blackletter and worn by the anointed. No notes, no nerves, all charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e · Unisex relaxed fit. Size up for the oversized drape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFABRIC\u003c\/strong\u003e · 100% cotton. Soft hand, structured body, built to last.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e · Cold wash inside out · tumble dry low · don't iron directly over the print.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISPATCH\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made to order · ships in 5–10 business days · tracked, from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSaint Rizz · MMXXVI · Canonization in progress.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SAINT RIZZ","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43269198020721,"sku":"SR-07-S","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43269198053489,"sku":"SR-07-M","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43269198086257,"sku":"SR-07-L","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43269198119025,"sku":"SR-07-XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":43269198151793,"sku":"SR-07-XXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/7749\/3105\/files\/07-RIZZ-BONE.jpg?v=1779723891"},{"product_id":"sainthood-available-tee-black","title":"Sainthood Available Tee — Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eVacancy in the canon. Sainthood available to the bold, the delulu, and the terminally online. Apply within — the halo is one size fits all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e · Unisex relaxed fit. Size up for the oversized drape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFABRIC\u003c\/strong\u003e · 100% cotton. Soft hand, structured body, built to last.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e · Cold wash inside out · tumble dry low · don't iron directly over the print.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISPATCH\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made to order · ships in 5–10 business days · tracked, from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSaint Rizz · MMXXVI · Canonization in progress.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SAINT RIZZ","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43269198184561,"sku":"SR-08-S","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43269198217329,"sku":"SR-08-M","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43269198250097,"sku":"SR-08-L","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43269198282865,"sku":"SR-08-XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":43269198315633,"sku":"SR-08-XXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/7749\/3105\/files\/08-SAINTHOOD-AVAILABLE-BLACK.jpg?v=1779723955"}],"url":"https:\/\/saintrizz.com\/collections\/the-canon.oembed","provider":"SAINT RIZZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}